Moongooning

A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.

Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh

by Synapseioises December 1, 2024

Moongooning

The act of covering yourself in elk/buffalo blood and gooning under the light of a full moon.

Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"

Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."

by Beep325 November 14, 2023

Moongooning

To edge Annaly while facing your anus to the moon in a sunbathing type manor.

Dude I'm gonna go moongooning later, do you want to come?

by Ethypoo November 24, 2023

Moongoon

A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you

"I totally love moongooning!"

by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024

Moongooning

When you blow the head off a buffalo and you goon under the moonlight.

Me and Eagle Eye are going to take some Peyote and go moongooning tonight.

by Not Yeyo November 12, 2023

Overhand moongoon

While recording with a iPhone with your offhand, and any blunt weapon in your strong hand(in pocket) find any person. (Homeless, pedestrian, etc;) offer them any amount of money to partake in oral sex, if they accept, do the deed. When finished with the process, simply overhand them with the blunt weapon, thus knocking them out. And therefore not needing to pay the given amount of money you once offered before.

I would love to go overhand moongoon right now with my pals.

by Pistach July 18, 2025

Moongooning

The act of gooning under the the open dark sky, exposing yourself to the moon. Typically done with the natives of the region with elk skulls. Some cultures claim reaching for a polices gun whilst moongooning will enlighten your soul to a Valhalla like state.

Cop: Sir have you been unauthorized moongooning tonight?

Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.

Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one

by Reppy37 December 6, 2023