Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Monsoon Wet

A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.

Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

jinkx Monsoon

Jinkx Monsoon is the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season 5 and is know for being Seattle's youngest MILF.

the winner of Rupaul's Drag race season 5 is, Jinkx Monsoon

by drag race fan May 7, 2018

The Monsoon Affect

The Monsoon Affect is where you do something at the same time as someone else completely unplanned. The best way to explain it is that it’s basically the opposite of jinxing something.. i.e saying something is going to happen, when it doesn’t end up happening. The Monsoon affect is named after Jinkx Monsoon considering her first name, Jinkx, is basically as I said before, the opposite to the monsoon affect

“I just got a notification that my friend sent me a story on IG, but when I clicked on it, The Monsoon Affect happened and it happened to be the same one I was just watching.”

by Flaminhotmilo April 8, 2019

Poon Monsoon

A group of hot girls

I was sitting by the pool when a poon monsoon rolled in and took over the place.

by wildstar82 July 1, 2011