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Kayla Moments

‘Kayla Moments’ are unbelievably dumb or stupid moments where one asks unintelligent questions whilst having a mental blank. These can be common in daily lives.
Kayla moments
E.g Do birds lay eggs? Do strawberries grow on trees? Do sea containers hold fishes?
by Kayla Moment Creator March 24, 2019
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Driveway moments

noun: a term used to describe when an NPR listener arrives to their destination in a vehicle and turns off the engine and puts their hand on the radio but doesn't turn it off or get out of the car because they want to listen to the end of what is currently playing on their NPR station.
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Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
by edisondotme September 22, 2011
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canadian heritage moments

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.
I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.
by Care June 18, 2004
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Awkward Moments Coffee

A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.
You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.
by Fun1k November 28, 2011
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canadian heritage moments

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005
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Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments
Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!
by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013
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Divine Moments of Truth

DMT- Possibly the most intense psychedelic drug known to mankind. Sometimes called the "spirit molecule" it is a chemical that occurs naturally in a number of living organisms, as well as in the human brain at birth, while dreaming, and in the minutes leading into death. People have reported seeing alternate universes with alien, or elf-like inhabitants while tripping on Divine Moments of Truth. The trip itself lasts only 15-30 minutes, but due to its intensity, it seems to last a lot longer. It comes in several different formats, sometimes white and crystalline in appearance, other times looking more like red-brow clay. However, in every different format, it is always reputed to glow under a blacklight. It is EXTREMELY rare, so if your lucky enough to come across it, cherish the experience, because it's probably the closest you'll get to nirvana on this physical plane. ;)
I tripped on some Divine Moments of Truth with some friends last night, we traveled to a mystical parallel universe where the Mother-Goddess welcomed us into her temple and revealed to us the meaning of life. We stayed with her in that paradise for what seemed like years, but when we finally returned to our physical plane, it had only been 20 minutes. :/
by Miss Baby Gurl April 17, 2014
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