MlIF

ur mom

thats a mlif

by CuMmAstErS69420 February 1, 2022

milfman

this is a word used to decribe a man that usually likes the older woman. The most famous milfman is a man called sam taylor of hinckley, leicestershire.

"sam taylor is the greatest milfman in the world

by tom simpson December 19, 2007

MLIF

My Life Is Fucked.

a spawn of FML (fuck my life).
meaning, while you're busy saying fuck your life, my life is already fucked, been there, done that.

"I dropped my pencil...FML"
man, shut the fuck up, MLIF, my mom got hit by a truck.

by truckermouth August 16, 2009

milfmones

MILF (acronym: mother I'd like to fuck) + hormones (a regulatory substance in your body) = Milfmones, which is a particular stage in the natural hormone cycle for hot mothers others want to fuck. Milfmones control hot mothers' bodies telling them what to do and when to do it. Often Milfmones will go wild with the desire for younger partners but are not always discriminatory. This can lead to some embarrassing apologies for fucking your adult children's best friends.

Oh sweetheart - I am so sorry that you walked in on me giving your best friend Jimmy a blowie, I am not sure what came over me, it must be these damn Milfmones making me go crazy.

by Harvi Wallbanger July 25, 2023

MLIF

My Life Is Fucked.

I hate this. No one understands. MLIF

by Pikachu Bro August 24, 2009

Milfmaid

A MILF at a swimming pool. Often spotted wading in the shallow end with offspring.

Dude, throw me my goggles, there's a whole school of Milfmaids over there.

by sweet_thang July 6, 2016

Milfman

A man who is interested in dating hot, sexy women with children, (A.K.A. a milf).

Guy #1: My god, she's got like 6 kids, but I'd smash her with that body.

Guy #2: Stop being such a milfman, man.

by Cheslock March 18, 2017