miracle whip

When a girl give you a blowjob while she still has cum in her mouth
"Mary gave me a miracle whip last night."
by Meyamochan October 24, 2015
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miracle whip

to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.
Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
by frankie Jay December 09, 2007
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Miracle Whip

Its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. Its probably not as healthy but who gives a whores pussy? Its spiced and Shit I think. Idk I just eat it.
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miracle whips

It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.
by David S. Rose March 02, 2007
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miracle whip

Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile.
Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!
by Galaxie427 October 30, 2007
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miracle whip drips

the name used for little "white honeys".
ayo we bout to go out and scoop up some "miracle whip drips"...
by the drip drops September 12, 2009
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Miracle Whip Drips

What you call little white girls over the age of 18.
Yo B! We bout to smash these Miracle Whip Drips!
by StylesCaramel April 27, 2015
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