Mincer

To be 'on the wrong bus', Gay as fuck!

Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

mincer

Someone who can turn even the tinyest of tasks into a full scale military operation.

Someone who makes a mountain out of a mole hill.

Michael Lasseter

by Greg Rusedski July 27, 2003

mincer

A mincer is someone who goes clubbing on weekends and get some sort of joy in trying to pick up drunk straight guys. If they are rejected a mincer can sometimes get hostile

'That matt guy was cracken on to me last night bro'
'course he was that kids a mincer'

by Max-Felix October 10, 2006

Mincers

Freakishly small feet, especially on a male.

"Look at the mincers on that dude!" or "Why can't you just get on your mincers and prance away from me."

by Nannerama April 8, 2010

Mincer

A mincer is one who is a general enthusiast or practitioner of MINCECORE. Mincecore is a word to describe Grindcore (an offshoot of metal/punk music) which is heavily influenced by the Belgian band Agathocles. Mincecore often has raw production, leftist socio-political lyrics, and overall sounds very 'oldschool' and minimalist.

1) Have you heard Archagathus? Those guys are total mincers!!
2) I saw a greasy guy today with long hair, he was a real mincer.

by Prince of Mince April 3, 2009

mincer

Another name for minstrel, healer in MMORPG (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game). Some take it offensive to be called mincer instead of ministrel.

LFF: 5/6 quest-name need a mincer.
respond
LFF: sorry m8 i'm not wearing pink :p

by paranoi October 9, 2008

mincers leg

A condition suffered by camp/gay men who walk very flamboyantly. The sufferer's leg is sore all the time due to the way they walk, and they may need physiotherapy to treat it.

Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.

"What's wrong with your leg?"
"Oh, I've got mincers leg."

by Gailo May 25, 2014