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A mincer is someone who goes clubbing on weekends and get some sort of joy in trying to pick up drunk straight guys. If they are rejected a mincer can sometimes get hostile
'That matt guy was cracken on to me last night bro'
'course he was that kids a mincer'
by Max-Felix October 10, 2006
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Mincer

A mincer is one who is a general enthusiast or practitioner of MINCECORE. Mincecore is a word to describe Grindcore (an offshoot of metal/punk music) which is heavily influenced by the Belgian band Agathocles. Mincecore often has raw production, leftist socio-political lyrics, and overall sounds very 'oldschool' and minimalist.
1) Have you heard Archagathus? Those guys are total mincers!!
2) I saw a greasy guy today with long hair, he was a real mincer.
by Prince of Mince April 3, 2009
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MINCER

A term used for someone who does things half arsed. Not using their full potential leaving others to fix their mistakes.
"Hey that guy Aaron is a total Mincer"

"Lorraine had to pick up jobs at work because Holly was being a Mincer"
by BIggestCookInEurope January 17, 2021
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Another name for minstrel, healer in MMORPG (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game). Some take it offensive to be called mincer instead of ministrel.
LFF: 5/6 quest-name need a mincer.
respond
LFF: sorry m8 i'm not wearing pink :p
by paranoi October 9, 2008
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Mincer

Its mince with an r at the end. Simples
Meerkat off-screen - *squeak*
Some dude - Hey did you have Mincer yesterday?
Tom - Do you mean mince?
Some dude - Mince, Mincer same thing
Tom - Its really not
Some dude - *Hits Tom around the head with a baseball bat* Don't you talk about Mincer with that tone of sight
by RetroLizard September 18, 2019
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mincer pincer

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.
Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.
by The Spike February 22, 2007
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Miami Mincer

When you chop your dick into little pieces and then feed it to your girl.
"I'm making dinner tonight."

"what are you making?"

"Miami mincer. My girl wants something new and exotic."
by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014
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