mount holly milk maid

The act of a girl lactating on a guys dick to lube it up for anal sex.

Dude last night me and my wife did a mount holly milk maid.

by jbcountryboy February 28, 2009

Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.

by Autofive July 25, 2025

man milk maiden

A person who works the cock like they're milking a cow for the purpose of receiving a hot load in the mouth to drink by the bucket.

Jeez man, I was watching this gang bang porn the other day with Jasmine St. Claire. During the money shots at the end she was a real man milk maiden!

or

Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.

by Lord Fuckface March 5, 2009

Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male

She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.

by Eric Matthew September 29, 2021

Milk Maids

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.

"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.

by Olaf (Silent Bob's cousin) July 28, 2006

Milk Maiden

A blonde money grubbing ho that will sleep (or marry) with anything and take off with all of their loot.

That milk maiden bitch took my wallet after I fell asleep after she blew me.

by Calenture9 January 16, 2009

Dirty Milkmaid

A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.

This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.

You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.

That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

by West Coast Buckeye December 25, 2011