Malcom bridge middle school

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls

Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes

by Hoemama’s November 3, 2019

silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

by ?fruit March 31, 2017

Grayslake Middle School

A concentration camp located in Grayslake, Illinois. They feed you rations of boxed pizzas and milk. A school where basic white girls roam the hallways in their Ivory Ella shirts and dirty "white" converse. Where teachers work you for free and force you to do things. Where kids get suspended for calling people roaches and mocking other students.

Fucking basics walking around with ivory ella shirts, black leggings, white converse, and low ponytails everyday at Grayslake Middle School.

by bitch you thought March 20, 2017

donuts with jam in the middle

it's supposed to be cream but jam sounded better and it's basically cumming in the anus

"I like my donuts with jam in the middle," says Jaemin passionately.

by cloudyz October 13, 2020

middle school

The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.

Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."

seriously, middle school sucked

by buffalo billy bobb July 7, 2009

Tilden Middle School

Tilden Middle School is a school located in Old Georgetown Road in Rockville Maryland. Most people here think they're better than everyone else because they wear Vineyard Vines. Others are just trying to get through life and don't really care. People here love Mr.Green and idolize Noor because she's iconic. You'll be fine if you just mind your own business and don't start drama, also don't be an attention seeker or dress up like a unicorn, cuz no.

"Tilden Middle School is a school"

by basicluv December 15, 2018

Middle school

An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of 2-4 years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide.

Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers.

To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to 300 degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.

There goes Rick. Poor child. Someone poisoned him with middle school, its like his happiness has rotted away.

by Lord Passion March 5, 2013