micropenis

A penis under 3 inches in length

borgos pet turtle has a larger penis than him, that was the moment he realized he had a micropenis

by el carbo April 4, 2007

Micropenis

A condition where one has a tiny penis, under 3 inches in length.

Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!

by Steve-O McQueev-O February 3, 2010

micropenis

someone with less then 3 inches of penis size. extremely small endowment; extra tiny penis

Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless

by rickydelcamin January 15, 2009

micropenis

Tiny penis usually less than 2 inches in length.

Lafonda refuses to have sex with Jamal because he had a micropenis.

by Jamal Jackson Jay April 3, 2010

micropenis

a dick under 2.5 inches when stretched
also scott lathams secret fethish

that boy has a micropenis!!
"mmmm looovely mocropenis" (scott latham)

by bowboy in da hood April 1, 2003

Micropenis

A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.

by ppoppi July 17, 2018

Micropenis

A micropenis is when a male has a phallus that is very, very tiny

Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis

Jack: Can’t say I blame her

by ruhrohraggee September 12, 2020