Meth

Abbreviation for methamphetamine. A great alternative to sleeping, eating, showering and sanity. Can also cause user to feel the need to take shit apart for no good reason and they may also have hallucinations (aka shadow people). Also causes an increased desire for sex or extremely long masturbation sessions if sex is unavailable.

Hey would you like to go grab some lunch?

No thanks I just smoked a bowl of meth, so I'm gonna go jerk off for a while.

by Wasuntme March 14, 2014

Meth

Abbreviation for the word Methamphetamine. A powerful stimulant, Meth affects the Dopamine Receptors in your brain, boosting dopamine units to 1500, over seven times more than ejaculation(meth scientifically feels better than nutting lmao). Use of the Substance is usually noted by dilated pupils, erratic behavior, irritability, paranoia, euphoria, strange speaking patterns, lack of attention span, etc. Affects of the substance include intense euphoria, anxiety relief, increased empathy, and more. It should be noted that the affects a substance will have on you are unique to you alone, for drugs like weed, the range of affects are limited enough that there is a lot of overlap in experience, but for drugs like meth, the range of affects and interactions is so high that it is possible for two people to feel two completely different things from the same dose of meth, from the same batch. Side affects can include addiction, paranoia, insomnia, lack of sleep, weight loss, irritability, soreness, hallucinations, withdrawal and more.

As a former user, I beg of you, please do not use this substance. I won’t tell you that you’ll be hooked immediately, hell, you might not even like it. But the risk is too big, and no matter how good it will make you feel, it won’t be enough to make up for it tearing apart your life if you let it. I’ve met many people who can control their addiction, but I’ve met 20x that who couldn’t. No matter what, be safe, and remember: never trust a tweaker

“Yo bro, you wanna hit this?”

“What is it?”

“Meth.”

“...”

“....”

“....”
“So, you wanna hit it?”

“Only thing I’m bout hit is you, dumbass, put that shit down and take this dab. Give me that torch.”

by Goddamnimtiredofthisshit November 30, 2020

Meth Baby

Someone who looks like they've been fed nothing but off brand pop-tarts and crystal meth since they were a fetus. They weigh next to nothing, have disproportionate body parts and appear to have stunted growth.

"Hey did you meet the new kid Brian? Hes so thin he looks like a meth baby."

by Crimsondeath798 September 6, 2016

meth head shower

You take a shower where it is extremely cold because you need to be more alert.

Dustin- I need to make some moves but I don't want to get up
Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)

by Eaglesfan156 January 2, 2017

No Meth March

A month in which you cannot do meth in any way, shape or form. Sadness tends to increase by 600%

1. Yo lets go do some meth
2. It's No Meth March you failure!

by Epic9YearOld January 19, 2019

Meth Fairy

A Meth Fairy is term used twords an attractive female that would never look the part of a drug addicte. This doesn't necessarily mean the person uses meth, its a an umbrella term for all forms of all drugs.

I may not look it, but I'm a meth fairy.

"Hey, slow down you're gonna get nic sick." Trust me, I can handle my shit. I'm a Meth Fairy.

Sarah! I didn't know you smoked! "Yah I'm a Meth Fairy."

by SandyMoon December 23, 2020

Krustal Meth

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.

that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.

by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010