the melts

Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:

- swamp ass
- duck butter

Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts

<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"

by Freddy B. January 14, 2008

It's not over until the snowman melts

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.

Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"

by yolweneg May 17, 2021

meltsk/melt/melts

go cry about it, go dump it out, find a tissue somewhere else, cry baby, where’s your mum, do i care, poor you, dgaf, cry me a river, ur tears aren’t mine so cry over there so i can be fine, suck it up butter cup.

“He was too nice for me, I ended it” (crying)

“Meltsk” dead straight face and all

any meltsk/melt/melts response can be used

by cronnie__________ September 7, 2021

He meets assholes everywhere he goes.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

have the meats

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022

melason

a noun,adjective and a verb; love; the kind of love that kills you and brings you back to life again; a roller coaster ride of emotions;happiness and energy; a certain boy a certain girl

My boyfriend is my melason.

by adik.ako35 February 28, 2010

Melisa

Melisa is a amazing kind funny girl she sees the best in people she loves to have fun if you are ever sad know that this goofy girl will cheer you up treat her like the princess she is. She not one to make you sad or bored she is one to make you smile love her with all her faults and all her beauty.

“Melisa is a queen at heart”

by Destiny52 September 10, 2018