meater cheater

A married man who cheats.

Ronnie Lott is a meater cheater.

by Lori September 4, 2003

Double meater eater

Receiving a blow job while eating a Burger King "Super Seven Incher" sandwich.

Jon: "Dude, last night while I chowing down on my BK Super Seven Incher, my gf started giving me a blow job!"

Steve: "Dude, you just got a double meater eater!"

by Peter North/MAPS July 6, 2009

beater meater

the act of beatting your meat till your fuckin little nuts fall off into your bed...constantly.....

larry got damn u fucking fein im tired of you being a damn beater meater

by db gutta June 28, 2009

Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL

-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"

by V-Squad vb October 7, 2010

beata meater

toy from sinco

beata meater toy

by The Garmenter April 5, 2023

pay the meater

When you give someone a blowjob to get out of trouble.

Yo, I'm so lucky i didn't get a ticket but I had to pay the meater

by Tystewy412 November 24, 2017

male bovine fecal material

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021