Mumptions

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

by The Canadian aka PyroPigeon April 14, 2004

Hoing through the motions

When you’re a hoe but you’re also depressed about being a hoe

Regina smashes a lot of dudes but ever since she caught feelings for Jake and he just wanted to hook up she’s just been hoing through the motions.

by Finchy fresh May 3, 2019

801 Hearsay Motions

If your lawyer isn't filing any of these, then he ain't fo' you.

Judge: So what exactly is wrong with your lawyer?
Defendant: Your Honor, he ain't filin' any motions.
Judge: What kind of motions should he be filing?
Defendant: I don't know...801 hearsay motions!

by kcblake September 2, 2011

Mimotions

If you have mixed emotions and can't decide what you want to do.

I'm so hungry but I want to go to sleep. I have mimotions

by Captain Bruh September 12, 2015

manmotions

Emotions held only by a man. Rarely displayed

My wife wanted me to watch "this is us" my manmotions just cant handle it.

by Home apple October 4, 2017

memationship

a meme relationship.
when you communicate with someone only through memes

i'm in a memationship with Blake.

by edva January 20, 2019

Memotionally Drained

The act of being drained of internet humor. The feeling you get after spending too much time viewing memes.

I’m so memotionally drained right now, I need to stay off of Facebook for a while.

I’m memotionally drained right now and can’t create anymore memes tonight.

by Jzak423 August 27, 2019