McTarded

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006

Mactard

Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.

Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?

by slickenstein February 7, 2010

mactard

An Apple computer user who takes any opportunity to advertise to the world they are 'better' than everyone else because they use a mac, even if this statement has nothing to do with the current conversation.

User 1> Does anyone know why my P4 is having heat issues when I use (program)?
Mactard> HaHa Use a mac!! My mac is better than you're PC anyday! I am so cool because i have an iPod!
User 1> Anyone else? Anyone who isn't a mactard?

by DJ Bitterbarn July 18, 2005

Mactard

Mac users who think they are better than people who use PCs, and think they know everything about Macs, but in reality don't know much about anything and just like feeling superior to others.

Windows User in Mac Lab: "Dude, this is so annoying, every time I touch the sides of the mouse it keeps spreading all of my windows out."

Mac User: "Oh, here you can turn that off in System Preferences. Let me show you."

Mactard: "HAHA! The PC has made you dumb. Expose is the best thing to grace this planet, you just don't know how to use it cause you're dumb!"

Windows User and Mac User: "STFU ALREADY DUDE."

by Aune February 20, 2009

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

mactard

A mac user who has no understanding of computer hardware, engineering or what makes computers fast, and thinks their mac is the best computer ever because it has a finely polished GUI.

mactard:My mac is soo fast because it uses all of its resources to render the shadows on my window buttons.

Listener: Wow. You are mactard.

by angrypenguin February 10, 2006