mayonaise

the white part on white wall tires. and mustard is the yellow stripe on vogue tires

man he got dat mayonaise on da lac

by dj July 7, 2005

mayonaise

secretly, it means cum, shhhh!

mayonaise

by blondiesforeva3 October 15, 2011

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

Mayonaise

Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise

Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.

by Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

Mayonaise

You think this isn't milk, it basically is. Rawr XD.

Put some mayonaise on that sandwich.
Mayonaise: That weird shit

by Mayonaise God February 11, 2018

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

mayonaise mama

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

by gorilla tities April 25, 2010