mayonaise 

the white part on white wall tires. and mustard is the yellow stripe on vogue tires

man he got dat mayonaise on da lac

mayonaise by dj July 7, 2005

mayonaise 

secretly, it means cum, shhhh!

mayonaise

mayonaise by blondiesforeva3 October 15, 2011

mayonaise 

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

mayonaise by One little hellian February 10, 2017

Mayonaise 

Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise

Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.

Mayonaise by Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

Mayonaise 

You think this isn't milk, it basically is. Rawr XD.

Put some mayonaise on that sandwich.
Mayonaise: That weird shit

Mayonaise by Mayonaise God February 11, 2018

mayonaise 

A codeword used for when you buddy is hooking up with an unattractive girl

As your boy is hooking up with a completely gross girl
::taps him on shoulder::
"Yo bro, lets hit up the deli, I'm getting a sandwich with extra mayonaise"

"Dude you put way too much mayo on that sandwich you ate for lunch

mayonaise by Kevin Be. February 12, 2008

mayonaise 

to sexually rub someone's leg slowly while saying "mayonaise" in an uncomfortable way

Jane dared me to mayonaise max on his bare leg.

mayonaise by ptunia June 30, 2015