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Grip mastery

teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip mastery b8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
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reverse mastery

Sex position where the girl sits, facing away, on top of her guy. Do it on other furniture... a chair, stairs, or the edge of the bathtub. Good for hitting her G-Spot
I made Rachel moan in our reverse mastery position.
by C.Caz November 13, 2006
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Dual Cock Mastery

Dual Cock Mastery is defined as the completetion of mastering a certain sex technique known as 'Bento Style'.

Bento Style technique is where the male inserts his penis inside the female's vagina, but only in a certain legendary way

in order to allow the woman to have an orgasm as if 'Chuck Norris' was 'Fucking her hard,'*

*i.e. Penetrating so hard and fast, almost to the state of ripping pussy to shreds.
Johnathon was praised for successfully achieving Dual Cock Mastery.

David attempted Dual Cock Mastery on his girlfriend, but failed. This resulted in his cock ripped to shreds.
by vaginalspeedtester3 November 12, 2011
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Meat mastery march

Third month of Sigma year. You may start feeling like a budhist monk, sharpened senses and control over your own thoughts always comes handy! The end goal is to master control over your own meat. It is still prohibited to jack off.
Mike:"James is on some buddhist shit I guess, bet it's the Meat mastery march."
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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Celebrity Mastery

The art of mastering the skills and strategies for succeeding in achieving great fame and involves understanding the process of pursuing notability.
I have mastered understanding the process of Celebrity Mastery
by kally O July 19, 2024
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Master of deception

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it
J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception
by Outlooker of omens December 27, 2021
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Zhut Master

One of the sweetest members of society who is often getting high and smoking in his house, turning it into a hot box..
"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah?"
"That's Zhut Master T****"
by Zhut Zhut March 21, 2017
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