Granny maracas

Testicles, balls, ball sack, nut sack.

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"

by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016

Tittie Maraca

A tittie maraca is when a man or a woman rubs his/her tits together to create a maraca like sound. It is a creative art form and is commonly used by naked Africans.

That tittie maraca dance you did was so good. How can you have such huge tits? Can I touch them?

by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 7, 2015

irish maracas

When you drink a liquor drink and finish it before the ice melts, and shake your glass to let the bartender know you would like a refill.

Damn, there goes grandma shaking her Irish Maracas again. Somebody get her a drink.

by NastyNate1969 April 29, 2019

The fuzzy maraca

The act of dangling your testicles in someone's face, usually done to embarass someone.
Inspired by a quote from The Lion King 2.

Dude 1: Did you give her "The fuzzy maracas" last night?
Dude 2: Totally.

by asdfasdfasdgfasdfasdfasdafsdfa February 20, 2010

The Maraca

The Maraca is achieved when someone inserts their massive throbbing cock into someone else's anus or vagina and thrashes it around inside them until the other persons ribs shatter. The broken bits of ribs should produce a rattling sound when the person is shaken.

Yea Tim, I turned Stacy into The Maraca last night.

by Shrub Toss May 29, 2016

maraca

T_he best kid playing fortnite, will always win against noobs doing no scopes, he is better than tangzy at basically everything!!

X girl: OMG! is that maraca coming at you??
Y girl: yeah!! im glad he is a maraca!!

by MRC._05 March 19, 2018

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017