madlad

A madlad is a dude that did something so incredibly extreme, so fundamentally unbelievable, that everyone just wonders in awe after him. Someone out of their god damned mind who did something that no sane person would have thought possible. It is often preceded by the word “absolute”.

Person: *does something incredible and impressive*
"Woah what an absolute madlad"

by Pryzm November 25, 2020

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Madalyn

Madalyns are usually short, surrounded by taller friends. She is very loyal. If you date a Madalyn, you better stick with her because she is pretty, fun and smart. She is shy but once you get to know her, she is very talkitive. She likes to party. She is fun.

Guy: Dude, i got a girlfriend!
Other guy: omg who?
Guy: madalyn!
Other guy: dude you're sooooo lucky!

by Not omg cholesteral November 24, 2018

Madaya

One of the sexiest women perfect body is super fun and funny great personality and down to earth with a sense of humor and dress style loves Dominic more than just a friend or blood relative

Madaya is so sexy I nutted in my pants at the club bro it was fucked up

by The friendly neighborhood BDSM September 27, 2022

Malayah

Malayah is a kind and lovable person who takes things seriously. She is also petty with things especially when it comes to her man.

Malayah blocked her man because he liked another girl while he was with her

by Kk❤ April 2, 2019

Absolute Madlad

A true madlad is a combination of fearlessness & a total lack of common sense & self preservation. Always a contender for either the Darwin Awards or a prison sentence. Something along the lines of going on a bulldozer rampage in protest, booby-trapping a cabin built on land without a permit, ice fishing with dynamite, or attempting to do yoga on the ledge or flag poll of an apartment complex.

Only an absolute madlad like Inspector Zenigata would jump onto a race track during a race in an attempt to arrest a driver.

by Lieutenant Bacon Waffles November 24, 2019

Malaysianed

When Malaysians get fucked in the arse by their government, they usually bend over and ask, "how deep would you like to go?". It is of a compliant society that enjoys getting sodomised by their leadership.

Guy 1: Bro, I'm returning to Malaysia from London, and they want me to wear a device to track my every moment.

Guy 2: Welcome to Malaysia. You just got Malaysianed.

by drbyte December 7, 2021