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madtown

Used, sometimes, by residents of Madison, Wisconsin to describe their fair city. More often, though, it's used by those who only wish that they were residents of Madison. These folks tend to congregate in Madtown on Halloween and New Year's Eve to get shitfaced, vomit on the sidewalk, start fights, get arrested, and generally prove why they're not fit to live in such a town (ie, they couldn't get accepted to the University of Wisconsin).
Hey guys, we're in Madtown! Let's drink some Natty Lite and get some hot college bitches!

Did you just say "hot college bitches?" You're not from Madtown are you?
by Dick B December 28, 2005
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mahowned

getting owned by the best character of Prison Break, Alexander Mahone, portrayed by fantastic actor William Fichtner.
many guys already got mahowned, it's nothing to be ashamed of, being taken down by the best.
by g-hunter December 30, 2008
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Madbowlchillen

The act of smoking a large amount of marijuana over a short period of time using only a pipe.
Me and Method Man got so stoned last night man, all we did was madbowlchillen.
by J.F.H. June 8, 2007
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Rachel Maddow

The result of a top secret, Russian DNA splicing experiment involving J.J. Abrams, Woody Allen, and Spock. Rachel Maddow was once considered for membership in the Avengers before Black Widow pointed out that smirking isn’t really a superpower.

Although the experiment was considered an overall success, Russian scientists still haven’t figured out why Rachel Maddow bursts into flames when exposed to sunlight or when she tries to wear anything other than a black pants suit. Although not confirmed, it’s been reported that Rachel Maddow sleeps while hanging upside-down in her closet and devours a bucket of pinky mice before going on the air. Her favorite hobby is eating tuna casserole out of a dog food bowl while watching Baywatch and her dream is to one day be the center segment in a human centipede with Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.
Be afraid of Rachel Maddow. Be VERY afraid.
by Dupaspock Johnson March 16, 2022
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Madcow disease

A disease suffered by a fat chick who are so diguested with herself she cockblocks any guy from talking to her attractive friend(s). Fat women who suffer this disease for long periods of time will develop a permanent pissed off demeanor look on their face. They possess chubby perma-frown cheeks resembling a bulldog's jowls.
I was trying to mack on this hot chick and this fat bitch with madcow disease came over and shit all over my game.
by Patrick_B June 17, 2008
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Maddowed

To build up a topic, and for its crescendo to fail miserably.
The weatherman maddowed the weather report. What was supposed to be a blizzard turned out only to be a drizzle.
by Seanypete911 March 16, 2017
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madtown meat packer

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
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