sexy monster in training. Someone who is too young for you to date but is still hot and muscular. Usually a guy, and they usually have a sexy older brother of dateable age.
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• M.I.L.F.I.T.M.
• M.I.M.L.G.I.T
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• M.I.O.T.T.
• I think i’m in love with you
• Because I'm a total/Because I totally
"shoot myself in the head" (s.m.i.t.h., pronounced "smith"). This term is not literal and does not actually allude to suicide. It simply means one is bored, tired, agitated to the degree of doing something as absurd as shooting oneself in the head.
by wendi October 10, 2006
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Pronounced Mim-el-get
Pronounced Mim-el-get
From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes
Lyrics:
Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me
(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me
(Chorus)
I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do
(Chorus)
Lyrics:
Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me
(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)
Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me
(Chorus)
I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do
(Chorus)
by Richard Fuckingham May 13, 2011
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A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to get the mail.
She usually drinks Starbucks like it's water and carries a large purse.
She dreams of marrying a doctor and having two kids, and probably fantasizes about driving around a minivan.
A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to get the mail.
She usually drinks Starbucks like it's water and carries a large purse.
She dreams of marrying a doctor and having two kids, and probably fantasizes about driving around a minivan.
by Celia Ashton February 29, 2004
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