m/a

minor/adult

As in a minor (under 18 years) and an adult (18+) in a romantic and/or sexual relationship. Commonly used in fandoms in regards to shipping, particularly referring to morally reprehensible and depraved ships that involve pedophilia or ephebopbilia.

Person 1: Do you ship otayuri?
Person 2: Ew, of course not. I don't ship m/a.

by Kensurou May 7, 2017

m&a

masturbating and assfucking. Refers to how a guy satisfies himself in prison.

An interview with Hannibal Lector. Interviewer: must be hard being in prison.

Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.

HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)

by sukebe November 10, 2008

M.A.

martial artist

a really tall, stupid, drunk girl thought JW was a martial artist cause he was wearing a blue soccer shirt.

by Dr J September 6, 2003

M.A.

Stands for "Mormon Alert." Is said to a friend (not Mormon) when a blond/red headed family of 6 or more,wearing hand-me-downs, big smiles, fanny packs, etc. is spotted and is so obviously Mormon.

"M.A.!" wispered Al.
"Damn, lets ditch this place; it suddenly got lame." responded Linds.

by M.A. June 9, 2004

M - A

They are best friends that hate each other because M started hanging out with A’s gf (at the time) and she used to message M every morning, afternoon, night, she never stopped and one dayyyy, she broke up with A although M didn’t like her, now A is annoyed with M because he did ask M to not hang out with her as she started avoiding A and hanging with M….

Written by Mua 🔪😫

Girl: Is that A’s Ex? Didn’t she break his heart

Guy: Yeah M stole her heart by “accident”
Girl: I quite like A, he’s fit
Guy: I’m single.. :(
Girl: Yea but the whole M - A situation has made them soooo hot now

by GæGyal12 November 3, 2021

M.A.T.H.S.

The acronym M.A.T.H.S. stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

M.A.P.

A "Politically Correct" Term for the spectrum of Babyfuckers. Stands for Minor Attracted Person.

"Wasn't Jared from Subway a M.A.P. "

by yeeterino January 2, 2019