lysander

kid with a miniature dick that lives in Massachusetts and likes boys

"god that kid in my middle school is such a lysander "

by chwong chao January 25, 2009

lysander

A shrew little old man who goes around small towns and peddles MDMA (ecstacy) tablets to kids under 17.

"I was walking down the street and saw a Lysander, I went over but he was all out"

by Joey581210 January 21, 2009

Lysander

a gay boy who sucks off XioN and w00tage

/lysander sucks XioN and w00tage

by t0mm3h March 24, 2003

Lyhander

He’s the hottest man alive. He’s so majestically in every way whether it be his eyes, his smile,his back, his abs honestly name anything and he got it. He can be mean sometimes but it’s okay cause his face fixes it! He’s the best bf ever cause he will give you that princess treatment like no other. #herocks go find a Lyhander just not mine!🤪

Oh my god that guy is so fine… I think his name is Lyhander😘😘😘

by Gabalicious214 November 21, 2023

Lyzandre

Lyzandre is an annoying, unbearable and ambiverted person

This person looks like a blobfish, that is, he has an exotic appearance, he cannot say a single sentence without committing a crime against humanity

is a very chaotic person, 50/50, he could be an angel of tenderness and kindness or the antichrist himself incarnate

"Look, there it goes again Lyzandre... wait what are they doing maid with an AK-47?"

by just_dead November 27, 2023

Lyzandre

Lyzandre is an annoying, unbearable and ambiverted person

This person looks like a bubble fish, that is, he has an exotic appearance, he cannot say a single sentence without committing a crime against humanity

Is a very chaotic person, 50/50, he could be an angel of tenderness and kindness or he himself antichrist incarnate

"Look, there it goes again Lyzandre... wait what are they doing maid with an AK-47?"

by just_dead November 27, 2023

Lyzandre

Lyzandre is an annoying, unbearable and ambiverted person

This person looks like a bubble fish, that is, he has an exotic appearance, he cannot say a single sentence without committing a crime against humanity

Is a very chaotic person, 50/50, he could be an angel of tenderness and kindness or he himself antichrist incarnate

"Look, there it goes again Lyzandre... wait what are they doing maid with an AK-47?"

by just_dead November 27, 2023