lutheran church

A church that some families will join only so their children can go to the lutheran private schools that give a tuition discount to church members. Most of the time, these members will not give much in their offerings, but still get to take advantage of the church member school discount. Many times, these members do not even support the lutheran faith, but just don't want their children going to the public elementary or middle schools. You will find they also will many times drop from coming to services after their children are no longer attending the school.

Elder: Isn't it terrible how the Smith's changed their membership as soon as their daughter finished 8th grade! I suppose they no longer need the church member discount, now that they are sending her to a public high school.

Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!

by Where January 3, 2008

grace lutheran

a place where they get mad about sweatshirts and asking questions aka hell

someone: "where do you go to school?"
you: "grace lutheran"
someone: "oh that sucks"

by sphsthot May 8, 2019

Seattle Lutheran

a school that was good in the 80s but now everyone everyone had mono, depression, and juuls in the bathroom

fuck seattle lutheran

by MyHighLife420 October 17, 2018

Lutheran Epiphany

A great idea or concept that comes to you while you are using the bathroom. Originating from the fact that Martin Luther wrote works while on the toilet.

Last night I was reading a magazine whilst taking a dump, when I had a Lutheran epiphany!

by Sheikh Issam June 5, 2015

Rockford Lutheran

An extremely self-righteous organization in the Rockford Area that claims to have the best level of education in a city known for having the shittiest education.

Dude you got the coke?

Yeah I have 2 Keys.

Dude where'd you go to school, Rockford Lutheran? You have 3 keys.

How'd you know?

by Gangbangin December 29, 2011

Crean Lutheran

A Christian based high school located in South County. Most kids at Crean Lutheran are rejects and losers. But like every school of course it has cool kids too. But just very few of them.

You go to Crean Lutheran?! That one fag school in Irvine?

by Chance Freeman April 10, 2011

Lutheran Bitch

This is any student who attends Lutheran High School. Not necessarily every student is one, however, most show certain qualities. Examples include the inability to mind one's own business, acting five years younger than one's actual age, and is probably a virgin.

Stacy: Oh I'm gonna park here because I can do as I please and I'm not bothering anyone
Jade: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE IS TAKING UP 5 PARKING SPOT!!! GET THE COPS!!!!!
Stacy: What a Lutheran Bitch

by jesus4lyf420 June 1, 2018