Lunchmeister

A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!

A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!

by Captain Ezekiel Jones February 22, 2020

mommy luncher

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.

Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.

by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015

Liberian Luncheon

The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.

We scheduled a liberian luncheon for next Tuesday, and well have the charity dinner next Friday.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Lunchness

n. a state of wellbeing, usually characterised by positive emotions, ranging from contentment to euphoria. The feeling usually occurs during or after a much-needed midday meal with friends.
interj. Used to express anticipation of the euphoria to follow.

n. ah, that cheeseburger was good. So much lunchness.. :)

n. last summer I had so much lunchness in my life.

interj. A: Let's go to that new restaurant on the corner.

B: Oh lunchness, yes!

by bleurb May 23, 2011

lunchin

Expressing lack of presence of mind. Often typified by niggaz who've smoked an overabundance of trees or consumed excess amounts of doses.

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Unsure if this is regional. My crew in DC used this nonstop, but never heard in in the places I've lived since: Chicago and New York.

Please send me an email if you've heard it elsewhere.

Yo, your boy Juarez was lunchin' last night. He smoked a whole blunt of ill and tried to jump out the window of Shaniqua's window (she's on the 15th floow). But he was so fucked up he couldn't even figure out how to unlock the window. Damn.

by New York December 31, 2004

Lunching

This word was very popular in and around the Washington DC area. I first heard the word circa 1985 in high school. Veriable definition. Could be crazy, high, insane, tripping, pissed or thousands of other meaning. Definition is dependent upon the context. Example

"My friends mom sold me some bomb weed and then tried to get with me?! THAT CHICK IS LUNCHING!"

by grubbm2 September 24, 2016

lunchwentgoing

Going to lunch after shool. Often said because of lack of conversation.

"That was really horrible class"
"Yea"
"Lunchwentgoing?"
"Sure."

by WaKluk January 13, 2009