lucasize

Verb

1. To take a creation and modify it in ways that make sense to you, but confound everyone else.

2. To retcon a work heavily, claiming prior lack of ability as to the long delay in original product versus retcon(s).

The real estate salesmen were enthusiastic about the new computer software which let them lucasize fake furniture into real photos of empty rooms.

by A. Miles Davis October 24, 2011

Lucasify

To milk a product or franchise for all its worth, despite the injustice and the public outcry.

"I heard they are going to Lucasify this movie by releasing a 'Special Edition' DVD, then an 'Ultimate Edition' two months later."

by bottlecap September 24, 2005

Lucasing

Whoring out oneself or one's creative output like a two dollar prostitute during Fleet Week. From George Lucas, American film director, writer of Star Wars and general whore.

"I can't believe the amount of Rolling Stones' tunes on commercials these days. They are really Lucasing in their old age."

by Puptentacle Zappa March 6, 2009

George Lucasian

(adj.) See Lucasian.

Having to deal with anything and everything regarding director George Lucas.

R2D2 humped C3P0 in a manner best described as being George Lucasian due to its inherent values shared by being associated with none other than the aforementioned person.

Wasting my time creating an urbandictionary.com definition of George Lucasian transcends asshattery.

by sux0r December 30, 2006

George Lucasized

When anything starts off on a really good note, be it a movie series, musical career or relationship and ends horribly. Obviously, Star Wars Episodes 1-3 come to mind as does AMG's sophmore effort "Ballin' Outta Control." Seriously, who greenlights such horseshit. C'mon, "hold me like you did on Naboo." I said that shit to my girlfriend way back in '88.

Slim: It wasn't the break up that really sucked or the months of mourning and self loathing that took their toll.
Dr. Smith: Go on Slim, this is safe place.
Slim: Well, I guess, Doc, it was when I found out that my ex was now eating more pussy than me that my life George Lucasized.

by The Original Slim Bavis December 30, 2005

Lucasian

In reference of, or pertaining to, films or stories created by George Lucas. Usually with a negative connotation.

dude, I went to see that last matrix movie expecting Lucasian garbage and was pleasantly surprised.

by Jeremy Cheek November 6, 2003

lucasoid

A creature who fucks and kills to get head. Dinner and a show!

"Yo, you seen that Lucasoid down in the tenderloin?"
"Yeah he was raping and killing a crowd of kindergarteners"

by Lucdiresta November 15, 2017