when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009
Get the A Hot Landa mug.Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
by くもり May 5, 2022
Get the Landau mug.The coolest girl you'll ever meet. She is very inquisitive, incisive and philosophical. She can be very nice but dangerous too, something like sweet poison. She's a real G, doesn't take crap from nobody and balls really hard, almost like a motherf*cker. She is the female version of Chuck Norris. She makes people awesome all over themselves when they see her. If you know a Luyanda, your life will never be the same.
Man, I swear the sun rises just for Luyanda. Everyday.
Luyanda just looked at me and I awesomed all over myself!
Science has taught us that the Earth revolves around the sun, when in fact, it revolves around Luyanda. We all know this.
Luyanda just looked at me and I awesomed all over myself!
Science has taught us that the Earth revolves around the sun, when in fact, it revolves around Luyanda. We all know this.
by thatsmyhandle May 28, 2014
Get the luyanda mug.Luyanda is a guy that likes to laugh at serious situations and he is always laughing but he is very strong and kind hearted and usually likes to keep quiet.
Luyanda is so funny
by xxxtenrenzzo August 20, 2020
Get the Luyanda mug.Name for the illegitimate protostates of Luhansk and Donetsk in Eastern Ukraine comparing them to African countries
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by awkward.pineapples January 24, 2011
Get the Leanda mug.When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.
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