lolitician

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.

My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.

by metheuspro January 8, 2009

Lowlife

a person who lives like trash, and doesn't care to improve themselves.

A lowlife can usually be found in a broken down house, have druggies as friends, and usually has a kid at 14, are lazy and are unemployed by choice

by jesusistheonlyway2HEAVEN March 5, 2011

Lowlife

A person who purposely trys to bring pain, dysfunction ,chaos or any kind of negative with the intent to try to teach a lesson in some way hoping that it will destroy whatever beauty or strength that a lowlife can not endure.

Only a lowlife would try to take from a friend who had less than he did.

by Goddess of karma January 13, 2022

Hybrid lowlife

The offspring produced when bigfoot pinned alleycats mom to the only pine tree amongst the redwoods in oregon and had his way with her

Alleycat is a hybrid lowlife

by Suka may korncob August 6, 2018

sweet Lolita

Sweet Lolita (or Ama Lolita) is a Japanese fashion type that is characterized by light-colored, modest, cute-appearing dress with a lot of lace and frills. This is typically limited to Japanese teen and young adult women, but rarely guys may adopt this style too. The true sweet Lolita (as contrasted with the Gothic Lolita) tends to favor white or pink base colors with floral embroidery and concentrate on looking as sweet and cute as possible. The fabric used may consist of not just solid colors but floral and fruit prints, resulting in an appearance that is extremely sweet and like Victorian little girls. The character Momoko in Kamikaze Girls (Shimotsuma Monogatari) is an example of someone who is the true sweet Lolita.

Sakura enjoyed modeling her sweet Lolita outfit in her promenade in town.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 27, 2006

Lolita Lempicka

A term used when wringing the other fellas/cunt nugget neck to the point where they pass out

Me: I’m gonna Lolita Lempicka the other fellas neck
Ed:you should just report him to the guards

Me: I guess but he’s just such a cunt nugget though

by MMfangirl February 19, 2020

Urban Lowlife

An urban lowlife is one of those people who submit people's names as urban dictionary definitions that have to do with their personal life. Whether they define the person as good or bad, it's still annoying as hell.

"Susy definition: A smart, funny girl who's good at everything and....."

"Dammit, another urban lowlife"

by JakeCake October 22, 2009