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That guy is such a lovejoy
Lovejoy by Lg1986 May 23, 2021
Based off of California woman Diana Lovejoy, who faked passing out when she was found guilty for murder. This is when you are in an uncomfortable situation so you fake passing out or something equally crazy to get out of the situation. It is the final form of flaking out.
"We were in the middle of dinner and she told me she had 4 kids so I had to hit her with the ol Lovejoy. Sucks, she was hot."
Lovejoy by MyVeinyMeat March 2, 2022

lovejoy's law 

An appeal to "please think of the children". Often used to justify shitty laws. Named after The Simpson's Helen Lovejoy who was always imploring others to please think of the children.
US Government: "We need access to your encrypted smartphone."

Troggie42: "Not gonna happen."

US Government: "But a child could die if we can't scour your phone!"

Troggie42: "Lovejoy's Law, buddy. It means your law is horseshit."
lovejoy's law by one-man-circlejerk November 20, 2014

Lovejoy High School 

A school in Texas full of Mormons, snobby rich white kids, an incredible lack of diversity and racists. Lovejoy High School is the school where the drug dealers are best friends with the principle and everyone's parents are cousins.
Billy. Did I hear that some black and Hispanic kids go to Lovejoy High School?
Bob. Nah, only rich white kids go there

Bob. Now, let's go shoot up some animals

Lovejoy High School 

School inhabited by an abundance of niggas 30 minutes south of Atlanta. Was a decent school until they kicked all the nigs out of the housing projects in Atlanta.
Damn Lovejoy High School was on the news again, some nigga got shot.

Lovejoy High School 

A small school in Texas where either you are white or you don't go to the school.
Commonly referred to the smaller league Highland Park, although whiter and and richer.
If you are poor and go to lovejoy, you are probably non-existent.
The only thing cared about here is academics, so if you wanted a good sports program, go to a different school
Bob: You got ISS today? How?
Bill: I ate fried chicken and the Lovejoy High School principle said that it wasn't a white person food