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love boat

weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

see also boat and lovely.
that love boat is some whack shit
by Nick Berg's Head May 21, 2004
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lovebodt

the hottest coolest most funny person ever 😍

from mattsdiscordkitten lip bites
“i’m lovebodts kitten”
“they love you so much”
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by mattsdiscordkitten March 9, 2021
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lovebatch

To bake someone a batch of something in the hopes of getting some form of lovin' in return.
"I have such bad luck, that one girl didn't respond to my lovebatch for a third time in a row."
by No-Pants June 11, 2006
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love boat

Slang for the Vikings offseason voluntary activities.
Maybe Zigi will charter the "love boat" for the players this year.
by nfcnorthman June 20, 2007
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lovebatch

To bake someone a batch of something in the hopes of getting some form of lovin' in return.
"I have such bad luck, that one girl didn't respond to my lovebatch for a third time in a row."
by No-Pants June 11, 2006
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lovebot

a polite term for a sexbot

1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with

2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with

3. a fuckbot you make love to

4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family

5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year

not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)
"The next sexbot I buy, I hope I can afford one of those hot new foreign bots... maybe that sleek BMW lovebot with the level-5 AI, or maybe one of those new Mercedes models they're making in France."

"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"

"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."

"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"

"Hey man, I'm no perv!"
by dsimms January 26, 2008
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Love Boat

Float your love boat down my love canal.
by musicgirl90 June 16, 2010
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