love muffin

A drunken piece of ass that you don't associate with unless intoxicated.

Yo Mike is my love muffin, I know we fucked but I don't remember a thing.

by Gretch March 16, 2008

love muffin

the squishy part of your vagina, is used for reproduction.

my love muffin is attracted to your dong (dick)

by rectum66669 April 13, 2015

love muffin

(Noun) An enormous turd, shit nugget or any other type of fecal matter left behind in a toilet for the next person entering the bathroom to find. (note: usually does not have a smell)

Oh Man!! Big Jim left me a love muffin in the toilet this morning.

by Miley Cyprus April 6, 2009

St. Louis Love Muffin

When you poop in your lovers bellybutton and smear it all over her belly with your disco stick

Josh gave me a St. Louis Love Muffin last night.

by SusanJensMom January 12, 2021

love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.

Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol

by AGorrila June 22, 2021

love crumb muffin

this is another word for a blunt(a hollowed out cigar used to smoke marijuana out of)

Hey Jeffrey, do you want to come to dairy queen with me and we can smoke a love crumb muffin on the way.

it can also be used as a verb: Hey Danielle, do you want to go love crumb muffin

by michael openhiemer May 29, 2008

muffin-of-love

the love of your life, your sweetheart, your lover, your best friend, your significant other, the person who means the world to you

RJ, you are my muffin-of-love !

by chutzpah girl March 17, 2009