Louse

When you get an erection from your cousin

Bro, I just got loused at the family function.

by BigItalianpappa April 11, 2024

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012

Crab Louse

Song performed by "Lords of Acid"

Dude, Lords of Acid played Crab Louse at their concert last night

by bjmoore October 23, 2008

lunch louse

A person who will do anything for a free lunch.

Mark is such a lunch louse that he attended an extremely boring 2 hour seminar just because they were providing a free lunch.

by chunkyc September 14, 2006

scouse louse

the small insects that inhabit the the hair on the head of balding gentlemen,much like average head louse apart from these ones steal your hair

he looks like he`s going a bit thin on top

yeah,bad case of the scouse louse

by el ryanos August 2, 2010

g-louse

to be incredibly jealous of someone.

"That headband you're wearing looks stupid."

"whatever, you're just g-louse."

by Chet "The Jet" Rodriguez January 4, 2008

I Louse

When Alex responds to anything.

Dippy - Alex, are you going to do anything today?

Alex - I Louse

by I-Louse November 5, 2016