Definitions by chunkyc
Costco-itis
A condition where a person can not avoid going to Costco in search of a good deal on something, even when the person went to Costco the day before and doesn't even need anything at the moment.
Mark has such a bad case of Costco-itis, that on the way home from work he stopped at Costco to look around eventhough he just shopped there two days ago
Costco-itis by Chunkyc September 19, 2006
flabberbate
When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.
Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.
flabberbate by Chunkyc September 15, 2006
lunch louse
Mark is such a lunch louse that he attended an extremely boring 2 hour seminar just because they were providing a free lunch.
lunch louse by chunkyc September 14, 2006