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Derived from the Latin words "louse" and "sea": 1. To screw one over. To suck away one's soul and reason to live. 2. To have much "louse".
1. Mathaniel's ponytail got caught in a blender while making a strawberry smoothie for a friend he secretly hated. Damn, that's lousey.

2. A large truck-making powerhouse takes away your icecream pizza parties. Those lousey bitches.

3. That dude is covered in louse. He's lousey.
Lousey by Bushma July 6, 2011
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A loosey is a single cigarette.. not oral sex! what's wrong with you people
'Im gon go down to the store to pick up a loosey from the Arabs'
loosey by Blitz July 31, 2004
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De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.
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Lousy Hipster 

Someone who fulfills some but not all of the criteria of being a hipster. He/she either differs from hipsters in at least one important way, or inconsistently exhibits hipster-like characteristics.
Nich claims that he's a lousy hipster, but I haven't seen him eat meat in at least two years. He's totally gone vegetarian.
Lousy Hipster by WithEazE August 26, 2013
A Welland, Ontario version of the word 'loser'. Defined on Memes of Welland by a spelling mistake when someone called one of the administrators a 'loser' for posting real news, but spelled it 'louser'.
This page is terrible and it should be taken down. You are a LOUSER.
louser by wellandmemes October 22, 2019
A single cigarette that you buy from an A-rab.
Hey man can I get a loosey?
loosey by the cam September 21, 2005

loosey liu 

Not to be confused with the actress Lucy Liu. Loosey Liu is a slang term used to describe a very loose Asian pornstar.
Dude that Asian chick's got 3 dicks in her pussy at the same time, thats one crazy Loosey Liu!
loosey liu by assman21 October 18, 2008