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lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!
by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
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lounger

One who lounges; that is, frequents cocktail lounges and indulges in classic vices reminescent of an earlier time in American history: those of music, cocktails, fashion, flirting, and all manners of witty conversation.
That sharp gent over there smoking a Churchill and sipping a Sidecar? Great conversation sure, but don't ask him to dance — he's a lounger.
by Tommy White Tie November 11, 2003
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lotus tit

The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.
On no! The lotus tit!
by Neito September 19, 2008
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Lotus Man

A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
by smallcroco May 22, 2020
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Lethal Lotus

When a girl grabs onto a ceiling fan above a man who is laying down with a erect penis causing her to spin around on the penis. Then the girl will pull her self up and down making it a spining and up and down motion.
The sex postion was originaly invented in Connecticut and was called just the lotus until around 1980 when a girl died while in the postion from dysentary hence the "lethal" part of the name.
It is said not to be deadly, but some people say otherwise. Doctors tell people to advoid parttaking in the postion because if a penis is to big then it could rupture some inner organs. No one has repotadly died from it since the 1980 encounter.
Cindy- "Hey, want to do the 'lethal lotus'"?
Tim- "I dont know my doctor said it was kind of risky after that 1980 encounter"
Cindy- "It feels so good though"
Tim- "O.K lets do it!"
by AnalTitan January 20, 2009
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lotus paste

Yo what'd your mom pack you for lunch? PB&J?

Naw man you know I'm asian I got that lotus paste
by changpongwangthe7th September 20, 2013
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loungin

relaxing, chilling, hanging-out
I was just loungin wit the crew in the crib.
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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