A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
by smallcroco May 22, 2020
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