loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 19, 2003

Loser cruiser

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006

Loser Cruiser

A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.

Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

loser cruiser

a really shitty car

That 91 sundance is a real LOSER CRUISER!

by Heather October 28, 2003

loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

Loser Cruiser

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.

"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

by Retardo Montobond January 03, 2009