Lorcan

Doesn’t think Olivia is an obese page. Just a normal page. But also a lorcan is really fit

Lorcan doesn’t think Olivia is an obese page

by Bossbaby69 June 15, 2019

lorcan

A fit man with massive penis balls. He will do dookies all day and never run out of poop! He is CEO of big chugnus and meme. He da owner of Muscle republic and will steal yo mans if you mess wit him. He loves to suck fat juicy cock and semen comes out and he lick it up so good. Is also famous rapper drake (da real slim shady)

"omg look over there i think its a lorcan!"
*lorcan doing big chungus funny and keanu reeve call him breathtaking*

by cumcoochie October 28, 2019

Dirty Lorcan

When man inserts his penis into an Asian mans anus whilst sniffing the fumes of a potato

I just gave David a Dirty Lorcan Last night, he's gonna feel that in the morning

by Ancient Athenian Boy Fucker December 7, 2021

Lorcan Walsh

He’s always the highest in the room. Absolute sex magnet if I say so myself. As an on-looker, I do wonder how someone can be so smart yet still have the physique of a prime Arnold Schwarzenegger. You could mistake him for the second coming if you didn’t have your eye drops in aswell. What a man.

“ You see Lorcan Walsh over there?”
“No, that’s Jesus for goodness sake!”

by Lorcan Walsh admirer April 13, 2021

Inner-Lorcan

When you start to become dumb. You don't masturbate, you stereotype people, your cock starts getting short, and you start becoming Irish. When the following show, you have what is called Lorcan behavior. And, your Inner-Lorcan is released.

"Hey man! Your Inner-Lorcan is lowkey starting to come out. Your penis is so damn short and you smell like stereotypes!! Stinky twink. "

by Inner-Lorcan August 23, 2021

Lorcan brophy

A wee weasel who is also a snake and very narcissistic probably because of his mother who calls him handsome. This thing is usually fat but will call other people obese to so he feels better because it's too lazy to get in shape by itself

Lorcan brophy is a wee twat

by THEBIG DOG July 3, 2021

Lorcan

That one ginger that you'll probably see in your high school, he's usually in some sort of after-school activity like a Jazz Band or Theatre. Most likely both. He's a chill person to be around and he's nice to others. He'll probably be walking around the school as everyone gives him a high-five like some main character in a Disney movie.

Kid 1: Look! It's Lorcan!
Aniyah: God, I love him.

by Every1LuvsSeann December 25, 2024