by Bossbaby69 June 15, 2019
A fit man with massive penis balls. He will do dookies all day and never run out of poop! He is CEO of big chugnus and meme. He da owner of Muscle republic and will steal yo mans if you mess wit him. He loves to suck fat juicy cock and semen comes out and he lick it up so good. Is also famous rapper drake (da real slim shady)
"omg look over there i think its a lorcan!"
*lorcan doing big chungus funny and keanu reeve call him breathtaking*
*lorcan doing big chungus funny and keanu reeve call him breathtaking*
by cumcoochie October 28, 2019
by Ancient Athenian Boy Fucker December 07, 2021
He’s always the highest in the room. Absolute sex magnet if I say so myself. As an on-looker, I do wonder how someone can be so smart yet still have the physique of a prime Arnold Schwarzenegger. You could mistake him for the second coming if you didn’t have your eye drops in aswell. What a man.
by Lorcan Walsh admirer April 13, 2021
When you start to become dumb. You don't masturbate, you stereotype people, your cock starts getting short, and you start becoming Irish. When the following show, you have what is called Lorcan behavior. And, your Inner-Lorcan is released.
"Hey man! Your Inner-Lorcan is lowkey starting to come out. Your penis is so damn short and you smell like stereotypes!! Stinky twink. "
by Inner-Lorcan August 24, 2021
A wee weasel who is also a snake and very narcissistic probably because of his mother who calls him handsome. This thing is usually fat but will call other people obese to so he feels better because it's too lazy to get in shape by itself
by THEBIG DOG July 03, 2021
That one ginger that you'll probably see in your high school, he's usually in some sort of after-school activity like a Jazz Band or Theatre. Most likely both. He's a chill person to be around and he's nice to others. He'll probably be walking around the school as everyone gives him a high-five like some main character in a Disney movie.
by Every1LuvsSeann December 26, 2024