Lops Johnson

to date someone and lead them on for months just to break up once you're bored of the relationship, usually ghosting them

girl 1: did you hear that they broke up last week??
girl 2: there's no way. why!?

girl 1: idk, he just lops johnsoned her out of the blue without any reason at all

by xoxoFUCKER October 28, 2019

Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023

cisor lops

A stupid bit of graffiti that some idiot has done on the end of the Frankston Freeway. I assume it means your poo burns on the way out like sizzor plops. It also makes my voice change to a creepy man when I say it.

BOY: hey there groovy chick, can you squeeze my scrotum. I have cisor lops and need something to take my mind off the pain while I break wind.

GIRL: Sure no problem but your voice sounds like a creepy peto so ill ask my father to watch me.

by Kieran Lane December 19, 2013

Fat Lops

Fat people who are lathargic, and often have trouble making simple movements. Matching shoes is also a problem because they often cant see their feet.

Damn, look at those girls run, its taking them forever. Bunch o'fat lops.

by Michael Behnke May 14, 2005

lopsaur

loser/poser transformed into a dinosaur.

Ok BOD, stop being such a lopsaur

by BRITTANY BURKE September 29, 2005

Lopsang

Lopsang is a Tibetan name. Most men with this name are known to attract many women and have a great sense of loyalty and leadership. Usually, they are known to have great skills in the arts; especially drawing. Lopsang is always the most OP.

girl 1: did you see lopsang today?

Girl 2: you mean average height, good at drawing, ok at league lopsang?

Girl 1: omg yea, 😍

by Our_BBC August 11, 2020

lopsided

When a girl's breast is larger than the other.

Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.

by duke of ass August 28, 2006