The Lucky Lowther

While your girlfriend is away for the weekend you proceed to drink guinness as quickly as you can. When full capacity is reached a female sexual partner is found. While attempting the missionary position the full stomach of guiness is vomitted into the females mouth. After swallowing the guinnessboth people go to sleep. When the female defecates the next morning the male proceeds to snort it in lines and if he himself is not made ill it is called the lucky lowther.

The poor guy, his girlfriend was in Bundoran last night so he attempted the lucky lowther

by jocktastic March 8, 2011

Loosher

When you are out in a pub/bar/club with your friends and one of your friends is drinking very slowly, you call him a Loosher.

Mate,c'mon drink up you Loosher, wanna get the next pint in.

or

Loosher! (whilst pointing)

by jpk88 March 6, 2009

sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.

OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

or

Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!

by citizenlame December 9, 2006

ninja looter

The act of joining a group and then trying to get as many items as possible, without regard for the well-being of the rest of the group.

(from WoW)

I'm a little ninja, short and stout
I take all the loot and I hearthstone out
All the guys on teamspeak scream and shout
I'm the warrior in full devout.

In World of Warcraft, it's customary in many groups to pass on an item when it's being rolled, in order to decide who needs it the most, and then roll again (/random 1-100). A ninja looter will roll on the item, instead of passing, and then may plead ignorance, or may declare that he needs it more than anyone else. Such behavior often results in ejection from the group and blacklisting.

by Ugluk September 16, 2005

looter dude

The subject of a much-publicized Hurricane Katrina photo. He was captured wading through waist-high waters carrying Heineken beers in a big fat plastic basket. Looter dude has spawned a whole messageboard on viperalley.com devoted to photoshopping him into random pictures.

Looter dude, faced with desparate times, was desparate for a cold one.

by Zarita September 20, 2005

Lootery

Like the lottery for criminals, used to describe looting high ticket items stolen during a riot.

We robbed the best buy during the Rodney King riots, and my house looked like we hit the lootery.

by Goodson01030 July 23, 2009

ninja looter

1) (n) (MMORPG) A player who loots and/or attempts to loot items (usually of significant rarity and value) without the permission of the group, especially one who loots items designed for other classes or one who loots all items of value immediately prior to leaving the group/raid/guild.

2) (n) (World of Warcraft) See Hunter

Felstriker? Obviously a Hunter weapon.

by Danin July 6, 2005