Long john

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
O O

|
\______/

I have a long long john

by Big chungus December 28, 2018

Flag

Get the Long john mug.

Long John

Long penis

I gave her my long john

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

Flag

Get the Long John mug.

long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009

Flag

Get the long-john mug.

Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

Flag

Get the Long John Piping mug.

long john silver

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker

when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?

by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003

Flag

Get the long john silver mug.

Long John Silvering

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.

Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"

by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006

Flag