Long john 

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
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I have a long long john

Long john by Big chungus December 28, 2018

Long John 

Long penis

I gave her my long john

Long John by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

long-john by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009

Long John Piping 

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

Long John Piping by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

long john silver 

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker

when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?

long john silver by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003

Long John Silvering 

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.

Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"

Long John Silvering by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006

Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.

Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!

Long John Jigaboo Jones by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010