londoned

Being friend-zoned, especially after years of one-sided romantic interest that had the potential of being more than just friends.

Hey, did you hear that Jake just got londoned by some girl he liked for years?!

by johnnoh January 10, 2015

Landoned

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

by SVT February 22, 2005

Londonblow

A sexual act involving embalming fluid and red haired brazilian midgets.

Its not a real Londonblow unless theres a red haired midget doing it.

by trisha290 October 21, 2010

Londoner

a person who will happily pay the best part of a million pounds for a small terraced house in an 'up-and-coming' area and think that they got a good deal

'Joan and Bob have just bought a 3 bed house in Stoke Newington you know - it was only £600,000 and an excellent investment.'

by peter September 25, 2003

LondonMet

"Hip" abbreviation of "London Metropolitan University" recently adopted under its new image change drive. A byword for crippling bureaucracy as well as a focal point for no talent 'Meeja' student wannabes with Ipods and ironic t-shirts talking crap about Marxism while playing with their greasy ponytails.

I tried to take a crap at LondonMet but had to fill this form out in triplicate and get it stamped by Jesus. I should expect my toilet validation smartcard in 6 to eight weeks, at least thats what the guy with the crap ponytail in a Magic Roundabout t-shirt said while trying to get me to buy a copy of "The Socialist Worker"...

by Clem February 23, 2005

Londonderry

A town in southern New Hampshire filled with band geeks that think theyre cool. Macks Apple owns 300 percent of the town. Largest population of zebras in the United States. Name originated from the city of Londonderry, Japan. African American percentile is around negative 20 percent as stated in the 2003 census. The basement of the local library is a breeding ground for flaming robot nazis. Pockets of radiation have lead to the mutation of locals giving them supernatural abilities including but not limited to: faster growing fingernails, glowing eyes, and flaming cocks.

I cant wait to leave londonderry and move to a REAL town

by Coach Rich October 7, 2009

Londonderry

Fictional term used to refer to Derry a city in county Derry, Ulster, Ireland.

Lets march around the walls of Londonderry.

by Adrian December 10, 2003