Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)
Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019
Located in east central San Fransisco, Lombard Street is known to be the "crookedest street in the world" with 8 sharp turns going down the steep slope
by sebastoin pequot November 24, 2006
by me March 30, 2005
A small town outside of chicago. Although there are ALOT of drugies and sluts in lombard,those people dont matter, and they are to be ignored. it has much more character than the towns surrounding it. Glenbard East ( a highschool in Lombard) music won 2 grammys, the marching band is a pride of Illinois and is praised in the daily herold constantly. the poms always take first in state. Last year the volley ball team was first in the division and took 3rd in state. Last year 5 of students from the art department recieved awards of honorable mention and a first place competing against college level students, at a college. lilatia park is one of the most beautiful parks around, people from all over the state come to look at it. Our lilac parade is quite wonderful as well, another attraction not other towns can boast about.
ordinary kid:where are you from
lombard kid: Lombard, IL
ordinary kid: wow you're lucky, everything's so ordinary in my town.
lombard kid: Lombard, IL
ordinary kid: wow you're lucky, everything's so ordinary in my town.
by thelooser1 October 24, 2007
A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
by Oaksbrett July 01, 2015
A rare breed of a sub-species of humans, he is the result of severe inbreeding and can be referred to as "Dinbred" "Lombtard" or just a general word that denotes extreme mental retardation or inbreeding.
by I am your king January 09, 2012
An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.
Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!
by Lombard King May 15, 2024