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Loitering

The act of one standing around, with no purpose, what-so-ever. While having intercourse between their butt-hole and their thumb.
(Man standing around with his thumb up his ass)

Cop: HEY YOU STOP LOITERING!!!

Man: Screw you! (RUNS)
by EvanANDJared June 13, 2011
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snack lobstering

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.
1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.
by Dr HYH July 9, 2010
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lobstering

when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts
oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda
by Sterling and dylan May 18, 2006
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Lobstering

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
by ladislav77 July 28, 2017
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Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.
"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."
by ebadeez October 25, 2010
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dong loitering

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.
Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.
by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014
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loitering

What you are doing if you are sitting in a parking lot, usually at a 7-11 waiting for a girl that you havent seen forever to pass by.
We were loitering at 7-11 for no good reason
by Steven April 14, 2005
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