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Loincloth

Worn by the Yaoi Queen, Lady Boy Valvados, bringer of Yaoi and messiah of mirth.
Made of silk that ticlkes the groin and other naughty places. You could be next.
Valvados stripped his loincloth of laugther, for all the world to see the little man he be and put on a silken garm to address all of thee.
With this new loincloth that tickles the heart, it tickles the soul, not to mention little ye.
Book of Yaoist Iori, verse 23 of the Yaoi Bible.
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Loincloth

an item of clothing although typically underwear which is worn solely for the purpose of attracting the opposite of sex and getting laid.
i knew she wanted some c*** when she revealed her loincloth
by Harry axe wound December 19, 2008
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