Log Jam

When two males are in the Eifel tower position and thrust at each other simultaneously, Effectively causing a log jam
Me and The Gooch were Eifeling this bitch when we both hammered at the same time causing quite the log jam.
by Keltic thundar March 09, 2010
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Log jam

To take a dump that is capable of stopping up the toilet with at least one flush. This may be due to inflexibility, sheer size, or some other factor intrinsic to the feces. No outside factor may contribute (toilet paper, sock, wire hangar, etc.)
Joe Lambert log jammed the toilet and left for work, so Frank Magana was forced to plunge it out.
by Joseph Cannon Lambert August 22, 2008
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log jam

A massive quantity of poop that blocks the toilet. It can be from more than one person.
Larry took such a big poop that it created a log jam in the toilet that required a plunger to clear it out.
by SWO October 17, 2006
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log jam

When having anal sex and the dick gets stuck in the ass.
Rob was giving me anal and got a total log jam... it sucked:(
by Luke mafuckin B March 22, 2008
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log jam

When your trying to poop and it gets stuck in the hole. (Constipation)
"I tried to let 'er go but i had a log jam"
by jordan b November 19, 2003
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log jam

Any social setting (bar, party, etc.) where the majority attending are male. The few girls in attendance have two or more males vying for attention – a log jam!
I went to ladies night at the bar last night. There were only three girls - a log jam.
by MROZ December 07, 2005
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log jam

The act of sticking one's thumb between somebody else's butt cheeks and announcing "Log Jam!". This is not a sexual act, it is performed externally while the recipient is wearing pants. Best performed in front of other people.
Nick, standing behind Frank waiting in line at the cafeteria, jams his thumb up between Frank's butt cheeks and yells "Log jam!"
by legsalad January 17, 2011
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