loftus

one who participates in gay porn quite often and enjoys it.

guy 1: hey man i heard michael participates in gay porn?

guy 2: really? he's sucha loftus.

guy 1: yeah i wonder if his family knows.

by michelle haha February 2, 2009

loftus

Jerk or stupid guy. This guy has plenty of lofty ideals but is an idiot.

That guy is a total loftus- always saying something dumb.
No, you fools, you are all loftuses.

by Sara N. September 19, 2008

Loftus

Fail. Ultimate fail. Hole. Crap. Deep hole. Garbage. o-o
Keywords. Anyways, Loftus fails, It has a service station, and a bottle-o, thats about it. It smells bad, And A.Russo lives there. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

O noes, we near Loftus, TURN LEFT TURN LEFT DAMMIT.
Okay men, we're going into Loftus, Wear your gas masks. OH MY GOD, LEYROY, THE RATS, BLAAAAGGGHHH~ *dies*

by Sexy Land October 3, 2007

Loftus

An adjective used to describe an annoying person who is obtuse or stupid. Similar to goofus or dorkus.

Rich is a total loftus, always saying innapropriate things and telling stupid stories.

by sarana July 26, 2008

loftus action

when ever your with a group of friends and someone you dont really like shows up so you ditch em and get the fuck out. usually preformed in a fast manor

when

who the fuck invited kent to the movies, lets pull some loftus action and get the fuck out here

by haha kiddo October 12, 2008

Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010

Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009