loftus

1. Suburb located in the Shire; the natural bushland is in pristine condition. There is a strong sense of community with happiness and peace abounding plentifully.

As i was walking along the soft padded pathway of loftus, the soft sunlight streamed through the branches of the leafy trees lining the path, creating a golden halo of light around my head. Suddenly i felt a cool gentle breeze on my cheeks; fragrant petals showered from the trees above around me - I felt like i was in heaven.

by franky June 9, 2004

loftus

The ghetto of the sutherland shire

Will apear on google earth as a block spot

has a service station

has a bottle-o

"roll ur windows up, we're passing through loftus"

by *tweeked* September 1, 2006

loftus

one who participates in gay porn quite often and enjoys it.

guy 1: hey man i heard michael participates in gay porn?

guy 2: really? he's sucha loftus.

guy 1: yeah i wonder if his family knows.

by michelle haha February 2, 2009

loftus

Jerk or stupid guy. This guy has plenty of lofty ideals but is an idiot.

That guy is a total loftus- always saying something dumb.
No, you fools, you are all loftuses.

by Sara N. September 19, 2008

Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

loftus action

when ever your with a group of friends and someone you dont really like shows up so you ditch em and get the fuck out. usually preformed in a fast manor

when

who the fuck invited kent to the movies, lets pull some loftus action and get the fuck out here

by haha kiddo October 12, 2008

Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010