loft

loft, or l.o.f.t, meaning "lack of fucking talent"

Joe: You're suffering from some major loft.
Mike: Yeah, I'm definately lacking.

by SkeetOOO August 9, 2006

Lofting

A state of relaxation. Just hanging out.

Q: You going to the party tonight
A: No im just lofting at home tonight

or
I'm lofting on a hammock

by the guys from room 9 August 15, 2012

loft

inhabitable premises with a view (especially of the sky in the early morning), usually in trendy downtown locales where frequent kissing, hair pulling, hand feeding, and viewing james bond flicks occur.

3rd floor of an architectural structure @ the corner of gay & S. Hill

by juliewksm February 5, 2005

loft

verb adopted from football commentary in the British Isles, but made more flexible in order to encompass the following meanings:
1. to hoist
2. to proceed
3. to give
4. to penetrate

1. Rory Delap lofts a foreboding long throw towards the opposition's penalty area

2. Let's loft into town for a shot of Chartreuse before the pubs close

3. Loft over my boxers there like a good man

4. I wouldn't half loft it into that young one

by rossi85 March 22, 2009

loft

Opposite of bury. The act of exposing or revealing something. Also could mean saving someone from an unpleasant situation.

A debt-counselor can help to loft your financial security.

After saving someone from an awkward situation, "Dude, I just lofted your ass"

by Joeday December 9, 2007

loft

THE greatest HALF LIFE COUNTER STRIKE player that you will ever know about.

aka. I WILL RAPE YOU
aka. THE GREATEST
aka. THE CHAMP

you will never be as good as loft!

loft! is the greatest

by ATN February 14, 2004

LOFT

To leave something behind, which then becomes lost

I didn't lose my brush, I LOFT it

by Panda-wit-a-BR! November 3, 2010