Lochlan

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

by Kola January 27, 2003

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Lochlann

Lochlann Is a cute boy with perfect blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he is extremely thoughtful and romantic. He will be willing to eat any food you offer him... Especially flakes. He melts your heart.

Person: Dinosaurs are kinda cute...
Lochlann: Yeah, they are true beauties of this world.
Person: Mhm..
Lochlann: Just like you.

by xox.Demii.xox May 29, 2018

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Lochlainn

A ginger who gets all the lady's. He fucks bitches and hoes and gets with all the narwhales he is secretley Asian and has bruises on his leg from kick a ginger day. He is hotter than the sun and eats cereal for dinner

Lochlainn is a beast.
Lochlainn is a straight ledge.

by jfpOJF July 26, 2016

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Lochlyn

A God...Simple As That

Man, Jesus Is Such A Lochlyn.

by Clousie June 2, 2008

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lochland

one of the best kids you’ll ever meet, and i’m talking fr. lochlands have got to be the most loyal people and not to mention insanely fun to be around. be friends with a lochland.

that kid seems chill
oh shit ya that’s lochland

by madisongauthierlol August 10, 2019

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