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Locker Room

The most awkward place in the school where you have to suck in your stomach to not be made fun of
"Were going into the locker room, time to get made fun of."
by ClassicBanana February 8, 2019
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locker-flocker

People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!

Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
by fuegoagua April 8, 2010
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Davy Jones' Locker

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.
Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.
by Tavita April 15, 2006
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leg locker

A commonly used term for a crazy girl. When you are having sex with her and you are about to climax, instead of letting you pull out she locks her legs around you in an attempt to have you ejaculate inside of her.
Jeffrey: Hey bro I think I'm gonna ask Cynthia out on a date.

Ricardo: No dude steer clear from that she's a leg locker!
Jeffrey: Dude you're right she said she does jiu jitsu!
by Salsa<3 December 19, 2015
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locker room cock

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.
hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!
by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007
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Swat Locker

Female version of "Spank Bank". A collection of images (mental or physical) stored for later use. Usually with a shower head set on pulsate.
"Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, and Robert Downy Jr. to star in Brokeback Mountain 2? I'm putting that in my swat locker."
by WhiteShirt September 4, 2013
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Locker Room Talk

Any manner of conversation that polite society dictates be held privately - with small groups of like-minded, similarly gendered peers - due to its sexually charged language, situations or innuendos.
When the girls all met up for cocktails on Friday, Gertrude really wanted to tell Chloe and Francine about the threesome she and Nancy had with Jimmy last weekend, but Nancy convinced her that a fancy uptown bar wasn't the place for that kind of locker room talk.

Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.

This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".
by dylanfreak007 March 29, 2017
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