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lobstering

when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts
oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda
by Sterling and dylan May 18, 2006
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lobsturgeon

Latin name: "lobsturgeonus ridiculux"

A bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. Experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. A similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in the same period.
The eggs of lobsturgeon may be edible, like that of more common sturgae, but on occasion these eggs can hatch inside a human body and cause innumerable sores of the stomach lining due to the constant pressure from tiny pincers.
"The whiskers on that lobsturgeon look delectable"
"Pass the lobsturgeon, I've had too much mint."
by Jamie Hindhaugh June 11, 2006
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Lobstering

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
by ladislav77 July 28, 2017
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lobstergasm

When you take that perfect bite of lobster and it arouses more than your tastebuds.
I was on vacation in Maine and had a lobstergasm.
by greengrrl August 27, 2017
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lobstered-up

When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.
We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.
by Shawneee! March 16, 2009
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Lobstering

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧
Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
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Lobstering

When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.
Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.
by Stiffkillerbear October 6, 2020
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